Occasionally a person reaches a point in life where they feel like they’ve learned a lot about living and had enough experiences to know a few things.

That usually comes before a massive crisis where they realize they know nothing about anything and in fact, their knowledge of life only makes them realize how little they know.

I recently turned 21 and am feeling that young, brazen confidence that I know all there is to know about life and love.

I’ve concluded that I should take advantage of this knowledge as I sit on the cusp of a crisis. Therefore, I’ve written down everything I’ve learned about life before the inevitable crash comes. Here is my complete and exhaustive list of things to do to lead a successful life on Planet Earth.